13yr Old Wisdom

If you ever want a night of pure entertainment you have to sit and actually listen to a 13 year old ramble. Talk about a flood of memories. I feel like I shouldn't remember everything from that age so perfectly. But I do!

I asked her if she likes boys. "Not really" she said. Seriously? So she's rambling along and starts telling me about the boys who have asked her out. "Clearly I said no" she says and begins to describe what was wrong with every single one of them. Pure gold. Oh how I wish life was still so simple. It's total non sense but it makes absolute perfect sense to me. I wouldn't date them either! Good point girl! I miss the option of rejecting so many men. Wait am I still doing that?? But my reasons are solid. I swear....no really. Whatever.

So next she’s telling me how some of the other girls her age act. I wish I could of told her that all of this would change. But here I am in my 30's.... waiting... patiently-ish for grown women to change. Waiting for men to change. So I'm sorry honey I still can't figure this stuff out. I "clearly say no" too girlfriend and if I knew what the heck was going on I would be married. But I'm still here hanging out with you so thats cool too. Those girls....yeah a lot of them don't change. I don't know why people that don't like me pretend they do or why they say the things they do. It IS baffling. She's totally right about everything.

Then she says "you are like not a hippy but know everything that's natural. You can fix anything. Then you are like an ‘I'll kill you country bad ass’. But you like know fashion."

I'm like “yeah well I'm pretty well rounded. “

" you're just really amazing!"

Well yeah I totally am! Why don't I talk to you more often!

Last thing she told me was why she sometimes doesn’t like Brittish people. "If their voice doesn't match them it's super annoying." I get you kid....I totally get you. Wait? What?! (While I sip my pretend tea with my pinky up and my nostrils flared pretending to be British).